Step aside, girl from The Sound of Music

I am nineteen going on twenty
I know that I'm naive,
Fellers I meet may tell me I'm sweet
and willingly, I believe.
I need someone older and wiser
telling me what to do,
You are twenty going on twentyone
I'll depend on you.

Now I just have to meet a 20 yr old.

All she wants to do is...

I think you'll find there's a picture of me under the definition of dancefloor warmer.
In other news, I tried flan! I was quite excited. Turns out it's just like custard.

SASP- Society for the Abolishment of Square Poles

I bet you didn't think you could fit in a bottle!
Well, actually, I was a test tube baby.
Catchy

Crossing the Road and other stories

I still look both ways when crossing a one-way street. I enjoy the fact that everyone who walks to uni wears headphones (and presumably an mp3 player) because I can sing without anyone hearing me. I win, they win, and I don't have to spend money on an mp3 player.
Wicked.

I counted and I didn't like what I found

In four months I'll be 20. Permission to freak out?

The internet gets people (namely me) into trouble. I've learned this every year since 2001

Crispian- not actually crispy. Not that I've met him

But really, I don't think I could ever bring myself to show every detail of my life on the 'net.